the world only spins forward

don't get me started on beans
~ Monday, September 15 ~
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~ Sunday, September 14 ~
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A hundred drunk white children yelling, “Fuck. Da. Po-lice.”

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What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

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l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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dustinmartian:

movie and tour coming soon!

dustinmartian:

movie and tour coming soon!

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jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.


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sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash

sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash


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~ Saturday, September 13 ~
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a) why are people so damn confusing like come on now

b) why is wanting to move to la and do comedy and spend your life making people happy and full of laughter such a huge fucking impossible dream??


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Hey everybody look at this awkward picture of me and famous comedian bobcat goldthwait

Hey everybody look at this awkward picture of me and famous comedian bobcat goldthwait

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