the world only spins forward

basically just really pretentious while maintaining a stunning level of immaturity. It's a lot of fun. Join me.
~ Sunday, April 22 ~
Permalink

Fuck This Shit

blackcatwhitecake:

digitaldynamo:

woaitskaty:

boomingfiend:

blackcatwhitecake:

digitaldynamo:

blogofholding:

boomingfiend:

woaitskaty:

blogofholding:

blackcatwhitecake:

digitaldynamo:

blogofholding:

I can’t improvise, whatever.

I can improvise so well 

MY PHONE IS NOW A PIZZA TRAY 

my paper is a whale! Consider yourself improvisised… ed…

You know, you guys are right. I Can improvise. You’ve all inspired me; my guitar is now reading glasses.

wait guys look at my zany new bowtie is it cool yet

check out my bitchin life support

My Sriracha is now apple juice!

OH GOD NO IT’S NOT SWEET VIRGIN MOTHER OF OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST

PLATE IS A UFO! IT WANTS MY BUTT FOR PROBES

Improvisation gave me the ability to grow a penis! WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC!

ow my nose!!!!!  so much blood.

Katy Hudson in: How To Turn Your Essay (Into an iPad)

Hello Mr. President how are the kids?

Oh wait hold on im getting a call on the other line

Oh hello there Jon Cho I had no idea you would be calling me!

my hormones have gone out of control!!! THIS ISN’T FUN ANYMORE!

“HEY SONNY GET ME THOSE PICTCHAS OF THE SPIDERMAN WE NEED THE NEW SCOOP”

(Source: )


36 notes
  1. digitaldynamo reblogged this from boomingfiend
  2. boomingfiend reblogged this from woaitskaty
  3. woaitskaty reblogged this from boomingfiend and added:
    this has gotten out of hand guys i’m not even trying to improvise anymore
  4. blackcatwhitecake reblogged this from digitaldynamo and added:
    my hormones have gone out of control!!! THIS ISN’T FUN ANYMORE!
reblogged via blackcatwhitecake